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[doubledoctornocitrus]

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RODNEY MCKAY
@phdphd (40), New Lantea

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I WAS A: genius with minions. I'm now a relocated genius sans minions.

I'M SKILLED IN: Technology, Ancient and otherwise.

I'M LOOKING FOR: Tech I've never seen before that you don't want back.

ALSO, I'M: Irritated by the vast quantity of physics-violating objects and alcohols.

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[doubledoctornocitrus]

[If John didn't want to talk, John shouldn't have sent a text!]

We can talk in the hall. Or the street. Or whatever.

[impavid]

I don't have a hall!

[ It's a studio apartment basically, Rodney! One living space which is also the sleeping space and also the kitchen. Only the bathroom is a different room, blessedly. Still, if it will stop Rodney invading maybe he can try this over text. ]

Anyway I just wanted to talk to you about the new place.

[ There that'll maybe help right? ]

[doubledoctornocitrus]

The hall outside of the apartment!

[Rodney does live room-mateless--by some miracle--in one mostly similar. But John's response both narrows the breadth of his anxiety as well as gives him something to really fixate on. But...that sounds...very innocent of a topic.]

Good talk or bad talk?

[impavid]

Neutral talk? I'm guessing you want a room to yourself and all so you can have some space. Would it be weird for you if I was sharing mine with someone.

[ Is this even subtle? John has no idea. It's too early in the morning and he hasn't slept and he can't even remember what subtle looks like let alone if this is it. Is he even making sense? Why does he have to do this right now, Rodney! ]

[doubledoctornocitrus]

[Look, John had his chance, but if he stops texting, Rodney puts on his shoes and they make this an in-person chat. He's been warned.]

Of course I want a room to myself. With a better mattress that the crap I'm sleeping on now.

[Jot that down.]

You should find one with enough room for everyone to have a room. Unless you can't afford it if I'm moving in? Do you need help with the rent?

[impavid]

[ Oh.

Right.

It can't be too subtle otherwise Rodney won't even notice.

Right, there's that. Okay, new tactic. Upfront but vague about specifics. ]

Well it would be nice if you contributed to the bills eventually, but actually I just want to share a room with someone. You know, as two consenting adults.

[doubledoctornocitrus]

I will certainly contribute. The Institute does pay me.

[His pride is stung. He's not just going to mooch. He's a genius. People pay him to exist.

After he sends the first message, though, the 'consenting' part jumps out at him. John means move-in. Oh.

Oh.]

Wait.

You mean sex.

Yes it would be weird for me! I would be the third wheel in a love nest!

[But almost immediately after that text comes a follow-up. Extra person + less rooms==]

Rent would be cheaper.

[impavid]

[ Love nest?! John's face scrunches up at that, but you know what. He's too tired to argue at length, since he still hasn't slept. ]

Well I was thinking we'd still want a spare room in case people came to stay over or something, but yes. We would need one less, so rent would be cheaper.

[ Congrats on your math, Rodney, that's why they pay you the big bucks. ]

[doubledoctornocitrus]

When did you get serious? Why haven't I met her yet?

[You know what they say about assumptions.]

[impavid]

Well it's not a 'her' for a start.

[doubledoctornocitrus]

Huh.

[Data review, processing.]

THE SOCKS

[impavid]

[ Excuse me? ]

You're gonna want to try full sentences.

[doubledoctornocitrus]

I should have known.

In my defense Earth was just destroyed and I thought you were straight

[impavid]

I'm not really following the sock thing here. Also, in case you hadn't noticed, I worked for the Air Force and there are pretty specific regulations about this sort of thing.

[doubledoctornocitrus]

Irrelevant.

[The texts come as an avalanche, like a drawing-room monologue at the tail end of an Agatha Christie novel.]

I would propose marriage to anyone who darned my socks, gender notwithstanding.

Who also lived with me.

And didn't run screaming.

And was hot.

In a weird, bultery kind of way.

Am I right?

Is it Ianto?

He is the only person you spend more time with than me.

Notwithstanding Princess.

Who is not a person.

If it's not Ianto what horrible choices are you making with your life?

Don't make me come over there.

[impavid]

[ It was Ianto all along!! ]

I'm glad you're taking this well.

[ Genuinely, actually, but it's easier to play it off wry. ]

And it is Ianto but not because he darns my socks, though it's good to know your baseline here.

[doubledoctornocitrus]

Invest in soundproofing.

[Rodney's one big 'what the hell' right now, which John will regret later, no doubt. He is also a 13-year-old girl, because he has to ask...]

I trust you will still have time to hang out?

With me.

[impavid]

If you can spare five minutes for me, sure.

[ You're the one addicted to work, Rodney. ]

[doubledoctornocitrus]

[Acceptable. Also where the hell had that question come from in the first place?]

Well. Good. Right.

[He is immediately sorry he asked.]

Was that all?

[impavid]

Yeah. We can have lunch if you want, after I've had some sleep. You can ask me about his sock darning technique.

[ Since that is apparently a key thing or whatever. ]

[doubledoctornocitrus]

I'll pass. I don't want to darn any socks.

[That was literally what Ianto was for.]

But yes to lunch.

You ruined a perfectly good night's sleep.

[impavid]

I guess we have that in common.

[ The sleep thing. He really just wants to sleep. ]

I'll text you when I'm awake again. You can pick the place.