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RODNEY MCKAY
@phdphd (40), New Lantea

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I WAS A: genius with minions. I'm now a relocated genius sans minions.

I'M SKILLED IN: Technology, Ancient and otherwise.

I'M LOOKING FOR: Tech I've never seen before that you don't want back.

ALSO, I'M: Irritated by the vast quantity of physics-violating objects and alcohols.

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Comments

[priorly]

Oh, you have been a sheltered soul. I fear I may be reinforcing stereotypes when I should be tapping you on the nose with a rolled newsheet. Still.

Tina's known to her more formal acquaintances as methamphetamine. She's strong stuff, purely for high days and holy ones, rest assured.

John's a man prone to picking up hookers. [And a mutual acquaintance, but he doesn't have to explain that's not what he means - does he?]

Are we clearer now?

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[A newssheet!? To be or not to be offended.

Actually.

Rodney's just going to remember that comment. For ammunition. And ignore it. Because he's better than that.]

I suppose if one didn't believe in holy days they'd get around that by utilizing the high ones.

And I know what a John is, thank you very much. I've been living in another galaxy, not under a rock. My concern is the ambiguity of your statement. John-John has never struck me as prone to soliciting sex. Well. Not like that. Other ways, maybe. But that's beside the point.